TEAM Black Bear

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Team Black Bear –

Smart, Vision, Climb, Swim, Run, & Gigantic. Yes, the Bear, no puns about it. They are smart, they are curious, and they don’t need you. Bears hate beets, battlestar galacta, and can smell your menstruation. You know what happens when you see a Bear? You run. Why BLACK? Because this is not a PG movie and we don’t have to say Brown. Black label, Black Card; Black is the new Gold. But nothing is going to help you when you run into a Bear.

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    Team Black Bear –

    Smart, Vision, Climb, Swim, Run, & Gigantic. Yes, the Bear, no puns about it. They are smart, they are curious, and they don’t need you. Bears hate beets, battlestar galacta, and can smell your menstruation. You know what happens when you see a Bear? You run. Why BLACK? Because this is not a PG movie and we don’t have to say Brown. Black label, Black Card; Black is the new Gold. But nothing is going to help you when you run into a Bear.

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